george washington rises from the dead
"you done fucked up"
"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"
"I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
Anonymous asked: Talk to me about Phantom. Tell me about marching, the people, everything you love.
The food was absolutely phenomenal. Except for chicken wraps. Echk.
TAKE THAT BACK!!! The only thing that really sucked was the Mighty Rib sandwich…way too sweet.
And as someone who regularly cooked/served your food (hell, what else was there for me to do?!?), you’re welcome. :)
McRibs were a bit too much, I agree.
But still better than chicken wraps.
Personally, I hated talapia day, chicken wraps, meatball subs (because of that one awful block in New Jersey), and mcribs
Do you ever think about all the people who you might have fallen in love with if only you’d taken a different way home or stood a little longer in the bread aisle at the supermarket? All the people who might have been an integral part of your life but instead you’ll never know them. The unimaginable impact that our mundane choices have on our lives really gets to me. Think of how many times I might have died if I’d made different choices. Maybe I’d be homeless. Maybe I’d be famous. Maybe I’d be rich. Sometimes I’m so overwhelmed by the impact of my choices that I can’t choose anything at all because I’m afraid today will be the day that I make the choice that changes everything.
—When Gay Zombies Attack
This is what I imagine a gay zombie attack would sound like.